Vin Diesel's song with Kygo and Selena Gomez will make you long for the sweet release of death

Vin Diesel, please heed our words and know that we loved you in Fast & Furious and Guardians Of The Galaxy.

You can't sing, brother. You just can't. You sound like a turtle being hit with a mop repeatedly. Your vocals on this track with Kygo and Selena Gomez sounds like an cow's fart recorded on a Talkboy from Home Alone.

You've got lots of other talents and that's OK. People like you. You're a good man. But you need to stop with this whole singing thing, Vin Diesel, because people aren't laughing with you.

Please, Vin Diesel. No more. You can't put us through this kind of stuff again.