... of her promoting her new fashion range. Sorry, that's snide, but what else are nosey sorts meant to think when blabbing sources are saying stuff like this to The Mirror:
"When David was initially informed about the claims he was furious - not to mention bewildered. He quickly called Victoria and told her, and the pair spoke about it at length. Victoria didn't even need to ask David about the ludicrous story and, if anything, laughed it off, reassuring him in the process that no one would believe it and that the pair would, together, seek legal advice. As far as she is concerned, it's business as usual. She has a Spring 2011 collection to tie up, and some contractual publicity bits and pieces which she has no intention of pulling out of."
Fair enough, why should she let a fleshy waste of space impact on her life, especially when their three kids are of an age now when they can read newspaper headlines and what not.
Funnily enough, the Beckhams are using the claims to their advantage; Posh gets a promotional platform, David is handed the chance to inform the world that he's still virile, and both of them could stand to make a tidy £5million in a prospective lawsuit - once their lawyers manage to track down Irma Nici "so she can be served with a writ." She's currently gone into hiding.
Meanwhile, The Sun reports that Madam "Kristin ('MYEYES!!!' Davis) is now running for Governor of New York on a ticket of decriminalising prostitution."
The land of opportunity, wha.