Kate Moss has been responsible for a lot of questionable things; heroin chic, Pete Doherty's prominence in the press and Top Shop hiking up their prices. But *thrusts clenched fist in air* as Gawd is my witness, this will not come to pass... She wants Kelly Osbourne to re-release Bonnie Tyler's 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'. Kate's substance abuse has clearly rendered her recollection of 2002 null and void, otherwise she'd remember Kelly's rendition of 'Papa Don't Preach' and leave things be. According to Kelly, it all started in a karaoke bar: "When it was my turn I sang 'Total Eclipse of the Heart', and Kate thought it was so fantastic she started crying. It's become our song. She'll ring me up and make me sing it. She even tried to persuade me to do it as a single, because she's convinced it would be number one." Here, I reckon Kylie should do a cover of Diana Ross's 'Upside Down' but I'm not going to inflict that on the public. Listen, Kelly, if you moved Kate to tears with a Bonnie Tyler song she was obviously butchered at the time, that and she's hardly a barometer for musical talent...