You'll be happy to hear that the Tribeca Film Festival managed to continue on (and on) over the long weekend without being surveyed by our ever watchful eye. In short, there's a rake load of photos to busy yerselves with this lunchtime.
We have Hayden Panettiere pictured with Harvey Weinstein, her giant boxer boyfriend, and Amy Poehler, who really needs to lay off the fillers, or whatever the f*** she's doing to her forehead. Head honcho Robert De Niro graced people with his presence, despite his face expressing something along the lines of "Jeesh, I'm too old for this sh*t". Julia Roberts flashed her gnashers; Olivia Wilde had a frightening 'skinny off' with this lady; Eva Mendes and Blythe Danner both came as The 70s; Adrian Brody acted his age; The Osbournes provided an outlet for the equally unhinged (Paz de La Heurta, the Zablidowsky Brothers, Mark Weiss and Marky Ramone); Miranda Kerr showcased the only indication that she was carrying a child until recently; Orlando Bloom reminded us what a jammy b*st*rd he is; while Kathleen Turner continued to remind us of how time, ultimately, can be so cruel.
Also featured: Mira Sorvino, Kate Walsh, Joley Richardson, someone in need of socks; Jeremy Piven, Riley Keough; Kevin Spacey; Malin Ackerman; Ryan Phillippe; Alex Turner's secret lovechild; and more...