Be warned, there's some spoilers for The Force Awakens below.
But, seriously, if you haven't seen it at this stage, we've no sympathy for you.
You might have seen it mentioned once or twice on the interweb but there is a new Star Wars movie out and it's on its way to becoming the biggest box office hit of all time.
With that kind of popularity, it was only a matter of time before the parody accounts rolled out and they haven't disappointed.
We've already reported on the genius Emo Kylo Ren account, but now there is a Very Lonely Luke account. With these two powerful Force users in the Twittersphere, it was only a matter of time before they collided.
The two engaged in an epic Twitter spat last night and if you enjoyed The Force Awakens, you're gonna love this.
Kylo Ren, what's up with the cape? It serves no purpose. If you're cold, stop being pretentious and put on a coat.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke ugh i'm taking a page from darth vader's classic style i don't need advice from someone who thinks bathrobes are clothes
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
Oh yeah, @KyloR3n? Did Darth Vader tell you to wear black eyeliner, too, or did you come up with that one on your own?
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke this is a lot to take from someone who used to dress like a Clockwork Orange extra pic.twitter.com/71vcyZoNBN
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
Don't be jealous, my dear nephew @KyloR3n. We Skywalkers have always been handsome. It's not my fault you get your looks from your dad.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke ugh why would you even mention him for the record you get your looks from that time a wampa clawed off part of your face
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
Listen up, @KyloR3n. I dueled with Darth Vader. I knew Darth Vader. Darth Vader was a friend of mine. Kylo Ren, you are no Darth Vader.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke how. dare. you. i regret every piggyback ride I ever gave you there is no way that is a real part of Jedi training anyhow
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
Sorry I made you give me a piggyback ride, @KyloR3n. My legs were tired from all those years of carrying the fate of the galaxy on my back.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke do you even force-lift
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
You should talk, @KyloR3n I taught you to levitate rocks You dropped them all when a girl walked by Then you stormed off to write poetry.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke i write classic love poems like darth vader about haunted kisses, beating hearts, scars etc you write about power converters
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
I wrote this haiku for you, @KyloR3n: Leia and your dad Are thinking about divorce All because of you
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke your taunting stinks like your tauntaun stinks
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
Well @KyloR3n, That tauntaun was dead. Just like your hopes of ever being great like your grandfather.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke give yourself a hand
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
Honestly @KyloR3n, it's weird how having two good hands doesn't stop you from having the limpest handshake in the galaxy.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke honestly it's weird how you think this conversation is still going
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
If you want this fight to be over, @KyloR3n, that's fine with me Talking to you made me remember why I became a hermit in the first place
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke it reminded you that no one likes you and you're a failure?
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
When I was your age @KyloR3n, I put a torpedo in an exhaust port and saved the galaxy. You can't even put your dirty laundry in the hamper.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke ew your sex life isn't relevant to this
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
Very original, @KyloR3n. Why don't you go build another Death Star? I bet no one will blow it up this time.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 8, 2016
why don't YOU build another generation of Jedi @VeryLonelyLuke
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 8, 2016
At least when my dad killed the younglings, he owned up to it, @KyloR3n. Unlike someone I know, who said his lightsaber slipped. 37 times.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 8, 2016
It's yet to be confirmed but we're 99% sure this is how their showdown is going to play out in Episode 8.
Via Twitter