Morto for her...
Every now and then you may find that you show up at a party or a function of some description and discover that someone is wearing a similar outfit to you (the lads in check shirts down the back know what we're talking about), but rarely does it happen that you show up and perfectly match the floor.
That's what happened to one woman, who goes by the name beedat on imgur, where she posted the picture of matching perfectly with the carpet and floor at an event.
The picture has taken the internet by storm (that means yes, your joke about that outfit looking better on the floor has already been made), so she was wise to cover her face as she admits on a comment below the pic, saying "I didn't really know whether to smile or not, so i just went with the safest option". Smart move.