As we know, this is the Internet and there's a website for everything - literally, everything.
Even drunk shopping. DrunkMall is a new website which aims to fill the void in the "I'm drunk and I need random tacky crap" market with a range of stuff you'd never even consider buying sober.
The site, which has just opened, has a wide variety of stuff that totally sounds like a great idea when you're into your fifth glass of wine / vodka / whiskey / some expensive stuff you opened because of that thing that happened.
What do we mean by random stuff, you ask?
- Fake 'Breakaway' Prop Bottles
- Extra Loud, Heavy-Duty Megaphone
- Tupac Shakur Sweatpants
- Hello Kitty Buttplug
- David Lynch's Masters Programme in Film with actual David Lynch of Twin Peaks fame
In fairness, it sounds like a great idea but would you honestly be drunk enough to order any of these things? If you're at that stage, trying to work a keyboard's going to be next to impossible.
Plus, it's the sort of thing that you just ring up your credit card company and tell them your card was stolen / hacked and return all the stuff.
Via DrunkMall.com