Prepare to never eat a banana again for the rest of your life.
Consi Taylor, a London mum, experienced a horror so great that you're going to turned off any tropical fruit forever. While munching on a banana from her local Sainsbury's (which we've never been so grateful to not have here), Taylor noticed a white spot on the fruit that she thought was mould but on closer inspection was actually a spider.
And then she noticed dozens more scurrying over the skin of the banana and, like you're probably doing right now, proceeded to freak the f*ck out.
Talking to The Sun, she said 'I thought it was mould but when I had a closer look I saw some funny looking spots. I had a closer look and was horrified to see they were spiders. They were hatching out on the table, scurrying around on my carpet.'
She then took the bananas back to the supermarket (how she picked them back up is anyone's guess) to complain and was only offered a £10 voucher for her trouble.
However, when Taylor sent a picture to a pest control company, they told her to evacuate her home ASAP as they were potentially Brazilian wandering spiders AKA the 'banana spider' that Guinness World Records listed as the most poisonous in the world in 2010 and are known to be extremely aggressive with toxin that causes paralysis and asphyxiation.
Once notified, Sainsbury's put the Taylor family up in a hotel while their house was fumigated and issued an apology saying 'We're very sorry and have apologised to Mr and Mrs Taylor. We do have rigorous controls on imported products at all stages - from harvesting to transportation - which is why this is so rare.'
No matter how rare, we're know going to have put every piece of fruit under a microscope for the rest of our lives.