So The Sun have launched their own "celebrity magazine" called Buzz ('FFFFFffffffft...t.t...t...' could've also been a working title) - 'cause they want to keep all their serious news articles for their paper... Here's who turned up to the launch last night.
Well, really, it was just a load of people who are largely out of work (Barbara You Should've Gone Dahn Wiv The Paaaahb Windsor; Louie Spence; Carol Vorderman; Preeya Kalidas; Shayne Ward; Nancy Sorrell; Vic Reeves; Joe McElderry by way of Lisa Marie Presley impersonating KD Lang [Oh good Lord, someone's told him to wear a Doors T-Shirt. Jim would be pleased]; and Joe Calzaghe); except for the odd bit of reality show happenings (Kristina Rihanoff and Tina O'Brien. Quite the downgrade from Corrie's Jason. Quite the downgrade).
In fact, the only attendee in regular employment was The One Show's Christine *cocks head to one side* Bleakleeerrrrgh? - sorry - Alex Jones. That is the replacement, isn't it? It is. And there I thought only brassy blondes were interchangeable. Here's looking at you, Professor Green's date. Unless that's the blonde from The Saturdays. Is it? Who can tell?!