Ah, YouTube, you're always there when news stories aren't (Kim Kardashian Still Feels Married, anyone? Thought not). For example, among your recent offerings is a video featuring the most loving husband and wife team in the world.

And here is the reason why I don't take driving lessons off my partner. He also has a habit of emitting that sharp intake-of-breath noise whenever I go around a corner. Like a hissing noise in reverse, if you will.

Anyway, have a hawk at this poor unfortunate. I'll leave it up to yourself to decide who the poor unfortunate is. The obvious choice is her - she can't quite grasp the term Miles Per Hour, and her loving husband was willing to risk killing them both such was his need to humiliate her on the world wide web.

She'll end up divorcing him, assuming she can find the time to make it to her lawyers.