Nooo, not those two; this one is about a proper cage fighter/porn star combo.
Jenna Jameson has said that she wants to work things out with boyfriend Tito Ortiz - following a blazing row that left the former porn star with torn ligaments in her arm.
Jameson, who claimed that Monday morning's incident between her and the UFC martial artist "wasn't minor", said: "For the sake of the children we definitely need to talk. I'm not allowed to [see Tito] right now. Not for another month." One can assume a restraining order has been put in place.
It's an amazing U-turn from Jameson following reports that she vowed to press charges against Ortiz after he was arrested for alleged domestic violence. The adult movie "legend" was photographed with her right arm in a medical brace hours after Ortiz was arrested on Monday morning. Jenna emerged from their home in Huntington Beach, South California, wearing sunglasses a few hours after Ortiz was led away in handcuffs by police. At the time, the blonde, who has twin one-year-old sons with Ortiz, said: "I'm going to be all right. My babies are all right. Everything's OK. He's in jail." Asked then if she will be pressing charges, she said "of course".
Ultimate Fighting Championship chief Dana White warned Ortiz could be kicked out of the organisation if he is convicted or admits to domestic violence. He told TMZ: "We're going to be fair, but we could cut him. Other than going on a killing spree, being accused of domestic violence is the worst thing you can have going for you." You can say that again, just ask Chris Benoit... Oh.
TMZ, who follow such stories like the morbid stench of death off rotting roadkill, have kindly provided this update (I've provided the extraneous brackety bits): "Jenna Jameson claims Tito Ortiz got very violent - throwing and injuring her - and that he's falsely accusing her of Oxycontin addiction because he's 'very, very desperate'... Jenna claims that during an argument Monday morning she, 'said something very hurtful to his ego' (possibly "I've literally had hundreds better then you", or "Ron Jeremy is thrice the girth you are"). She alleges that Tito then grabbed her and, 'threw me into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder.' Meanwhile, Tito's attorney Chip Matthews strongly denies that, saying ... 'He did not put his hands on her, he did not hit her, he did not do anything to her.' Matthews claims Tito found pills in Jenna's pants pocket - and that when Tito confronted her she had an 'emotional meltdown.' Jenna says Tito's addiction allegation is, 'completely false' and 'the last nail in the coffin' for their relationship. "
And back and forth, and up and down, and back and forth, and around and around, like some dirty dance in front of the cameras. Lord, imagine if there were kids involved... Oh.