What the world really needs now is for Bradley Cooper (our man of the moment, just 'cause) to be dating Jennifer Lawrence (the hands down, undisputed woman of 2013), agreed? When she split from Nicholas Hoult (kid with the weird eyebrows in About a Boy turned hotty from Skins), everyone was all like 'ooh, maybe she's really hooking up with Bradley, maybe something sparked on the set of Silver Linings Playbook'. But then we realised that JLawr is only 22 years of age and Cooper's actually 37 so, understandably, he feels she's a bit too young for him. Not that that would stop any other man in their right mind. But recently, we've become privy to the fact that his latest squeeze is barely past her teens. What the absolute fudge, Bradley. She's 20. That makes her almost 18 years your junior, so your whole 'age difficulty' reason for not dating Jennifer Lawrence doesn't even fly.

So into this child is the Hangover actor, he's flown her (oh she has a name too, it's Suki Waterhouse. Pffft) to Boston, where he's busy filming a movie. A movie that he's starring in with Jennifer Lawrence (it's called Abscam and it's directed by David O'Russell).

But who is she? She's a model. Of course she is. And where did he meet her? At the ELLE Style Awards in London last month. And what's their current relationship status? Well, they're apparently taking things slow, but he is said to 'really' like her and be (puke) totally smitten with her, texting her 'every day'. Speaking to US Weekly, a source said: 'It's new but they're hanging out. He's really into her.'

A source previously said: 'Bradley has been texting Suki every day since they met ... Suki had so much fun with Bradley when he was in the UK'. 

Bradley recently admitted he is on the lookout for a new girlfriend and would like to find a woman who is a 'free spirit' who can make his heart race.

He said: 'I look for a girl that is fun, a free spirit. I'm a romantic. I can be soppy.' And you don't see the coolest, most beautiful, most charming, funny, witty, girl right under your nose who even Jack freakin' Nicholson wants a piece of? You're a big eejit, Brad.*

 * FYI: We're not actually losing sleep over Bradley Cooper's relationship status. We're just having fun.