A well-written, witty Tinder bio is your first introduction into someone's life.

Well, that and the photo. Sure, you can Instagram yourself, filter it through one of those amazing Snapchat filters and then put it through VSCO for the final touch, but if you've got a terrible personality or lack the ability to make people laugh, you're out of luck.

With that in mind, we've compiled the ten funniest Tinder bios on the Internet to give you some much-needed inspiration.

Take a look.

10.

That's honest. Brutally honest. Moo-tally honest, in fact. Nothing? Whatever.

9.

If you loved anything as much this one loves Shrek, you probably wouldn't need Tinder.

8.

*slow clap*

7.

That kind of honesty is refreshing, to be honest.

6.

Know your audience.

5.

IS THERE ACTUALLY A TINDER FOR DOGS?

4.

Well, that's very decent of her, in fairness.

3.

SUPER LIKE.

2.

Science. It works.

1.

Please say this is real.