Jim Carrey has a bad film about penguins out, hence this video about him wanting to given Emma Stone plump freckled children. The end.
For those of you who are unable to ogle internet videos while at work (count yourself lucky, staring into Jim Carrey's aging face, shaking wildly, for nigh on two minutes is two minutes far too long), this is what he says, not that it matters:
"Emma, I just want to let you know that you're all-the-way beautiful. If I were a lot younger I would marry you. We would have chubby little freckled-faced kids. Every day for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you."
The truth be told, this video has been doing the rounds for a few days, and I'm only resorting to it for today is the slowest news day EVER.
Here's a gallery of Emma Stone, looking attractive in various outfits. I particularly like this one where she's wearing a Ryan Gosling.