Yesterday's T4 On The Beach resulted in soggy celebrities caught out in the torrent of rain; Peter Andre falling off the stage (unfortunately WENN doesn't have pictures of the event itself); Alesha Dixon's miniature dog/accessory ran riot backstage; Sophie Ellis Bextor hightailing it with a hoard of goody bags (worth a reported £5k); and these photos depicting Calvin Harris's glee at having another VIP wristband to add to his collection; Florence Welch doing redheads proud, Paloma Faith doing dyed redheads proud, and Shingai Shoniwa of The Noisettes doing Madonna proud.
The story most tabloid sorts are talking about is Andre's impromptu stage dive. The Sun managed to get some bird called Carly Wells to spill about the incident: "One minute he was bouncing around the stage having the time of his life. The next he was flat on his face in front of us. There was a loud gasp as he fell - the stage was quite high up and it looked quite nasty. But he just picked himself up, brushed his trousers down and got on with it. I was quite close and could see he was smiling - so I don't think he was badly hurt. Just his pride, maybe." What are the bets he saw JLS practising backstage and thought he'd "show the kidz how itz done"... When asked about his fall, Andre managed: "I tried to keep it as cool as possible." Yeah, cause he knows the ex most probably Sky Plussed it and has it on a loop.
As for Alesha's dog's backstage antics: "Her pet pooch caused havoc - running through the backstage area into celebrity dressing rooms and knocking things over everywhere. And we hear the cute Pomeranian kept organisers on their toes all afternoon - chasing after the pooch as it ran circles round Diversity while they were warming up for their routine." I'm quite looking forward to her stint on Strictly Come Dancing now - if it means there's a chance Bruce Forsyth might mistake said Pomeranian for Flavia Cacace and attempts to do the foxtrot with it.
Keeping with Dixon, any suggstions as to what she's thinking here? "Man, I'm tired. I just wish I could sit down but one of these CDs might fink it's found the slot for insterting, innit." Upon closer inspection, however, they aren't CDs. What are they *squints* stickers? Whatever they might be, they're a poor wardrobe choice (especially for one in their thirties. Perhaps she's freaked the BBC will oust her from Strictly by the time she's 31 so has taken to dressing like a 5-year-old let loose in... some kind've retail establishment... which caters for... novelty sticker/coaster and/or oversized sequins?)
Will Young, meanwhile, upped the anti when it came to ill-advised age-inapropriate wardrobe choices; there's nothing cute about a fully grown man in a schoolboy's uniform from some industrial bygone era - especially when it looks like he's purposefully made room for a nappy.