I'm sure Holly Valance has done this before. Hasn't she? Or did she do the (far more interesting cause they could smash their faces in at any moment) ice thingy?

That aside, we can expect to see Valance compete alongside Lulu, Nancy Dell'Ollio, someone only Waterloo Road fans will recognise - Chelsee Healey, Angie Watts off EastEnders, bleedin' Edwina Currie, and the only female in full time employment, that being professional Christine Bleakly doppelganger Alex Jones.

As for the men folk, we have the usual offerings of sportsmen, an aging boy bander and an arbitrary "TV personaaaliddy" all being propped up by an Australian soap star of yore. There's Jason 'I'm so happy I'm bearing my gums' Donovan, Harry 'Matador' Judd off McFly (the drummer), Audley 'I smile like a 5-year-old' Harrison (Olympic boxer of the heavyweight variety), Rory Bremner, footballing pundit Robbie Savage, tennis enthusiast Dan Lobb (the ball), and finally - wait for it - TV astrologist Russell Grant...

Let's lay the bets now, sure why not. Edwina Curry or Nancy Dell'Ollio will be the first to go - unless the former proves herself to be some form of Widdecombe. Next the random sports fodder will be bumped off, then - surprisingly - Jason Donovan will get the boot, followed by all the "TV personalidies" leaving some form of female totty (Valance/Healey) battling it out with their male counterpart (Harry Judd), but none of it matters because Christine Jones - sorry - Alex Bleakly is going to win. Why? Because she's a BBC presenter in full time employment, who they're trying to push. And she's got a cracking rack.