Carol Carrozza, the alleged Vice President of marketing for LifeStyles Condoms, said: "With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley (Cyrus) is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America." Carol, let's remember that America had a collective knickerfit over the girl showing her back in a magazine... Somehow I can't see her openly acknowledging the existence of the penis anytime soon.