The promoters of the UK's Download Festival might've said he had to cancel his gig thanks to a bout of cramps, but Pamela Anderson's ex has a different story: "They (festival bosses) treated me like f**k. There was just one trailer for my whole band. We had no water, no bathroom, no rider. The final straw was when they wouldn't give my crew any food or drinks vouchers... I called the promoter and told him he had two hours to get it sorted or I was out. They did nothing so I visited the promoter’s office, took a piss on his couch and left." The one that got away, Pammy... the one that got away.