Remember? Bewigged Golum from last year's Celebrity Big Brother who's gone from peddling wild birds to looking after wild avarian bird in their natural habitat? Las Vegas? Anyway, she used to pimp birds to Charlie Sheen at one point so that officially makes her an authority on his recent public endorsement of whoremongering. It also makes her an authority on Lindsay Lohan's lapse approach to addiction management.
Speaking to RadarOnline, she said: "Look, people need to leave Charlie the f**k alone. Do they really expect him to go to church when he is not working? He is the highest paid actor on television - on a really popular show - and he always delivers by turning up on time (apart from Wednesday; he failed to turn up cause he a hurty ear after his Vegas porn star party over the weekend) and putting in great performances (playing a whoremongering functioning alcoholic called Charlie), and that's all that matters. There is no comparison with Lindsay Lohan because she is not functional and is an addict with a sickness - I should know because I’ve been to rehab several times too. It's not as if we see Charlie smoking a crack pipe or anything, the guy just loves to party, and people just don't seem to want to accept that. Also, Charlie is making a lot more money than Lindsay and he should be allowed to spend it whatever way he sees fit. She’s the one that has to try and get her career and life back on track. He's doing fine. Really - Charlie Sheen with hookers? It's not a real surprise, is it? Who's fooling who here?!"
Who cares as long as someone's fooling his daughters, am I right?! *necks large scotch*