OK. I know celebrities need to divulge certain personal details when they're trying to promote something, but some words need never see the light of day. This is what Enrique Iglesias (who's currently trying to hawk tickets to his tour and promote his new single, neither of which I'm not going to offer further details of - cause I'm petty like that) had to offer when asked what the sauciest thing he's ever been sent by a fan. WARNING: if you're eating anything with sauce on it, do not read any further:
"I don't know about the sauciest, but I can tell you the strangest thing (someone sent me). A fan once sent me a used tampon. That was pretty original. What did I do with it? I framed it! No, I'm kidding. Of course I didn't frame it! It went straight into the bin."
That reminds of the time I used a portaloo at the Electric Picnic, only to find someone had thoughtfully tethered something similar to the door knob. What goes through some cretinous minds?