It speaks - coherently! Kind've. In all seriousness though, she reckons she's clear of "the drugs" - that's how powerful a blast of sun can be, folks. And let's not underestimate the might of surrounding oneself with eye candy. Here's what Amy had to say from St. Lucia:
"I haven't touched anything since I arrived and I feel the best I have in years... I love it here and have never felt so happy. In fact I don't think I'm ever going home. Especially as I met (wannbe actor) Josh (Bowman) here. He couldn't be more different from my husband, which is not a bad thing. Blake looks like me, a right mess. But Josh is all handsome and clean and that's what I love about him. When I'm with Josh I don't need drugs to feel good because he makes me feel so amazing. I've finally escaped from hell. I'm in love again. Look at me, I'm glowing! We just had sex... can't you tell?... People might think we haven't got anything in common but I get on like a house on fire with all his family despite them being so posh. When I'm with Josh I don't need drugs to feel good because he makes me feel so amazing… Before I came out here I looked at a photo of myself in the newspaper and was horrified. My skin was a spotty mess and I was so pale and skinny. I thought to myself, 'Girl, you got to sort yourself out or you'll be dead soon.' But here I feel so calm and peaceful and for the first time I can definitely say I AM off the drugs... Before I got here I was just like a zombie most days. But here I've got new zest for life as I'm off the drugs. It's made me feel like concentrating on my career again. Most nights I've done a few songs on the piano for a laugh but I'm starting to think about recording again. I want to capture how happy I am right now in some new songs."
Amy must've burbled these words before Josh left the island. She has since spiraled into hole of despair and flown over her dad Mitch for comfort, with one fellow guest saying: "Amy was very upset. She was in tears and kept telling Josh she loved him and would see him again soon." In sunny, sunny, London...