The Sun have deduced that the Ritchies' marriage started going down the swanny (or Suwannee for the pedants out there ;) the "moment Madonna fell from that horse". Remember she got hoofed off a nag on her 47th birthday three years ago? Nooo, Guy didn't pay the horse to buck her off - that was just unfortunate (or was it... *waggles eyebrows*) - it was Guy's treatment of her post bucking that upset her Madge hugely.
A "friend" said: "Madonna was in a huge amount of pain and expected Guy to drop everything to be at her bedside. In her mind that is what every husband should do to support his wife when she has been through a traumatic, possibly life-threatening, experience. But Guy approached the whole thing in what she now calls, 'A very British way'. Instead of smothering her with sympathy he said, 'Come on darling, you're a tough bird. You'll be back on the horse in no time'. Guy's approach was that a few broken bones is no big deal - and that there was no point in making a drama out of a crisis. But in Madonna's mind, she could have been killed, and she wanted the full works and to be lavished with love and attention. She was so furious at what she saw as Guy's lack of support and cruelty that she told him she was wrong to marry him as he couldn't possibly be her soulmate *swings legs Mr. Pussy style*."
Aaaahhh, so that's where her recent shout out for the "emotionally retarded" came from. Is Guy emotionally stunted or is Madonna simply a latent attention seeker? HAH! Forgive me; I can't believe I actually asked that question, how silly. Apologies. Mortified now... *bows head, backs out of room.*
But before I go; some words from Guy's mother Lady Amber Leighton (whom is a massive fan of his movies, one would assume): "Guy chose to take this route, he knew what he was doing when he married her and got involved with that end of the market." *Continues to back out of room, this time making a variety of mewling noises.*