Is summertime (in other countries), therefore Kate Moss has whipped out her bouncing bullets somewhere across the planet.

Usually the bullets are accompanied by a yacht, and a happy skipper, in St Tropez and this year is no different. True, it's the same old setting, with the same interchangeable blondes, and children with (thankfully) their faces blurred out, but Kate has gone to some trouble to inject a spot of additional artistic twist...

Look how she timed this beautifully so as to appear like she's an oversized sea nymph catching a lift on the stern of a miniature boat. Bravo.