So, like, she's not been mentioned ANYWHERE, in like for-ev-errr (not since she referred to the black male community as "gross" last year), and Amanda and Firecrotch are like totally being ambassadors for washed up people who peaked in their teens this week, which is no fair, 'cause she was born to it, so how does Paris get herself noticed? Insult the gays. What a good idea.

The 31-year-old "socialite" was recorded stating many gay men "probably have AIDS" and saying they are "disgusting" for being promiscuous to a friend in the back of a taxi, but she has now apologised for her words and insists they do not represent her true feelings towards the homosexual community.

In a statement on the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) website, she said: "I am so sorry and so upset that I caused pain to my gay friends, fans and their families with the comments heard this morning. I was having this private conversation with a friend of mine who is gay (because that' an important detail) and our conversation was in no way towards the entire gay community. It is the last thing that I would ever want to do and I cannot put into words how much I wish I could take back every word."

She also proclaimed gay people to be among "the most inspiring" individuals she knows because many have to overcome bullying.

Paris added: "Gay people are the strongest and most inspiring people I know. It is so wrong when people bully or put down others for being gay. No one should have to go through that. Again, I am so sorry from the bottom of my heart and I feel absolutely horrible."

Paris's "private" conversation went like this: "Ewww... gay guys are the horniest people in the world. most of them probably have AIDS (says the person who did a sex tape with Rick Salomon)... I would be so scared if I was a gay guy... you'll like die of AIDS." That was it verbatim. She's 31-years-old.

And to think, Paris, you could've been topical with your minority bashing this year by saying something about the Paralympics, the gays would've waited 'til next year. Oh well.

P.S. Kudos to whoever was responsible for the layout of pages 8 and 9 in today's Metro Herald. Seamless.