Sienna Miller is suing the Big Pictures photo agency and News International, which publishes the News Of The World and The Sun, for breach of privacy after they published topless photographs of her. So what's new? Aren't there pictures of Sienna's breasts freely available all across the internet? Yes well, it seems she's a bit miffed 'cause these particular photographs showed her kissing Balthazar Getty, an actor and oil heir, while they were on holiday on the Amalfi Coast. Apparently Miller's fond of a spot of suing as, earlier this year, she won a privacy lawsuit against the same tabloids after they published naked shots of her from the closed set of the film Hippie Hippie Shake. Speaking of which, it emerged today that the sequence of the film from said closed set has been digitally enhanced to make Sienna's "lady bits" more authentic to the era in which the film is set. The things they do with technology never cease to amaze. A source told The Mirror "The film is set in the swinging '60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder…Unfortunately, Brazilians weren't common in the '60s and Sienna's part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on full display." Now, since I know how you must all be missing Sheena's crotch-related rants, please, let me... Why oh why do we even need to see Sienna go all full-frontal anyway? Eh hem, yes boys, point taken. More importantly, if actors can beef up, scale down, shave heads and more for parts, what's Sienna got against going "au natural"? Is she ginger down there or something? Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. Oh Sienna, character actress you are not. - JM