If you're in familiar with the Twitter account, @GetInTheSea, it's essentially a rundown of some things, people or trends in modern culture that need to talk a long walk into the open sea and drown.

Here's just a few examples.

 

 

So, with this general idea in mind, we've compiled a list of things that we'd like to deposit in the nearest body of seawater we can find.

They're all awful and they all need to f**k right off.

 

7. ANYONE WHO USES #eatcleantraindirty

#getinthefuckingseacraigdavid

 

6. THE WORD 'CHEEKY'

There is nothing cheeky about shit, tasteless chicken dishes. And there's no cheeky about drinking during the week. Get the fuck into the sea there, pal.

 

5. USING MODELS FOR EVERY SINGLE PRESS LAUNCH

What goes together with a bag of crisps or a children's football competition? Half-naked women in enough foundation to build a house in their face. That makeup's all gonna run when THEY'RE IN THE FUCKING SEA.

 

4. YOUTUBE "CELEBRITIES"

THERE IS NO YOUTUBE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING SEA, JUST YOU AND YOUR SHITTY IDEAS.

 

3. BRANDS USING JUMPING ON BANDWAGONS AND GENERAL BRAND "BANTER"

Brand-ter, as it's colloquially known, is the absolute worst. The social media managers who engage in it must be drowned in THE FUCKING SEA.

 

2. ANYTHING CLASS / UNREAL

A Facebook image with Minions over text isn't class or unreal. You know what's class / unreal? YOU IN THE FUCKING SEA.

 

1. PEOPLE WHO RELENTLESSLY TWEET ABOUT THEIR OTHER HALF

And if they have 'Property of ______'  or 'Owner of ______' in their Twitter / Insta bio, they need to be drowned in the sea, brought back to life and then drowned again. You know who we're talking about.