The actor reportedly cancelled his nuptials to Georgina Sutcliffe a whole 24 hours before the ceremony was to take place. According to reputable newspaper, The Sheffield Star, Sean's father said at the time: "I haven't managed to talk to Sean but I'll be having a word with him when he comes up for the Sheffield derby game this coming weekend. He's been working away a lot. I wasn't going down to the wedding anyway and I'm not sure what's happening." That story becomes weirder amid reports that Georgina said: "So what? We've just rescheduled because of personal issues and work commitments. Sean and I have just got back from Rome and I'm absolutely shattered. He's here with me at the moment. We had a wonderful holiday and we do intend getting married shortly." Tell me I'm not the only person envisioning Georgina casting a glare across the room at a stuffed effigy of Sean, clad in discarded clothes from his "overnight drawer", a limp mane made from accumulated shower drain hairs and a limp slice of pizza protruding from a semi-sewn mouth...