Yeah, I know, who cares? Well most of today's tabloids do for starters.
As it turns out, Harding's not entirely severed ties with fiancée Tom Crane at all, they're just "on a break." Which means he can go have sex with some bird from his local photocopying establishment.
Someone being paid to divulge to the Daily Star Sunday said: "It's not about cheating (that's me told). They love each other very much but Tommy has been working in Ibiza and Sarah was in London. The long-distance thing wasn't working. They will definitely get back together. They both know it. The wedding venue is still booked for next April. No-one has cancelled that or plans to."
Last Monday, Crane confirmed on Twitter: "Sarah and I have decided to take a break. I have nothing else to say."
Christ, if they can't handle a long distance relationship for a spell how are they going to manage a marriage? Ah, by taking regular breaks. Hmm. Sarah Harding might just be smarter than she looks.