It's been an urban legend for many years. Meet a beautiful man / woman at a bar, wake up without a kidney in a pool of ice.
Except this time, it wasn't a kidney - it was a man's balls. Yes, his actual testicles.
Russian soap actor Dimitri Nikolaev met a young blonde woman at a bar in Moscow, following his performance at a theatre show. It's understood the two had drinks at a bar before heading to a sauna.
It's at this stage that we should point out that Nikolaev was a married man. Just FYI and stuff.
Nikolaev says he's engaged in certain relations with the young lady before he blacked out. He awoke the next day in a bus station, in extreme pain and noticed a huge amount of blood in his trousers.
The actor was rushed to hospital where he was told that his testicles had been removed "surgically" and with great care.
It's understood that a criminal gang operates in Moscow in harvesting and selling human organs on the black market.
We could make any number of jokes here, Futurama references, maybe even speculate on whether or not his wife planned the whole thing to catch him cheating.
But no, we'd rather let this video do the talking.
Via LifeNews.ru