All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Tulisa will appear on Alan Carr Chatty Man tonight to talk about, yes, her sex tape - or lack thereof: "I would hardly call it a sex tape. Number one, there was no sex involved. Number two, a 19-year-old who’s just starting to learn and her boyfriend pulls out a camera, doesn’t really class as a sex tape. Everyone does it. Such a big deal has been made out of it that I feel like a bloody alien"... There will be tears... That Cheryl Cole's trying internet dating now... This is front page news... Oh, she also had no idea Simon fancied her... That Caroline Flack didn't feature in Harry Styles' top list of cougars... Well, it was a wish list, and that one's come true (I am a romantic at heart)... That Jermain Defoe is the latest footballer to cheat on his girlfriend with some randomer he met on the internet... Defoe, who's been going out with Alexandra Burke for quite some time, has bedded "Geordie Laura Brown, 23, in Newcastle after two previous meetings. Laura said: 'I never planned on sleeping with him, it just happened'"... That Kim Marsh's fiance Jamie Lomas is currently saying this morning "Well, I never had sex with my randomer, I just kissed her on a bed in my penthouse, and had some "play fighting" for a few hours after telling her I was single. Gis anuvvah chance, babe"... That Lindsay Lohan managed to turn up late for her stint filming Glee, oh, and she was a total nightmare... That Rosie O'Donnell needn't have backtracked furiously... That Harper Beckham has been offered her first job... That Rihanna managed to shoot a video without getting her arse out, probably because it involved a duet with Coldplay... That Heidi Klum, Dakota Fanning, Nellysans plaster, Ashanti, Solange Knowles, Kyle Mclaughlin, Coco Rocha, someone called Byrdie Bell and additionals attended the 6th Annual DKMS Linked Against Blood Cancer Gala at Cipriani Wall Street in New York City last night...