All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Jessie Wallace and her estranged 27-year-old sister, Danielle, have made up after the latter made Jessie an aunty... The sisters hadn't spoken since 2007 after Jessie "seduced her younger sister's boxer boyfriend Tommy O'Neill. The pair got engaged but called it off after a year together"... Danielle has since taken up with a traveller Tony Giles, a professional cage fighter... That Tara Reid is the latest washed up blonde being lured into Channel 5's Big Brother house... That, of his new solo work, Noel Gallagher said: "People keep saying: 'Oh, it'll be great to get out of your comfort zone.' It's like: 'F**k you!' Get out of your f***ing comfort zone! It f***ing took me 20 years to build a comfort zone. I have no f***ing intention of stepping outside of mine. Not for no f***er. I'm in the process of building another one and believe you me, I won't be stepping outside of this one"... That Liam Gallagher's Pretty Green clothes shop got ransacked by looters in Manchester last night... That baseball bats have seen a surge of sales through Amazon over the last few days: "One particular bat, the Rucanor aluminium design, has climbed from 6,500th in the best-selling items list to 125th overnight. One customer review, by Harry Fish in Bristol, says: 'This bat is perfectly weighted and will suit any UK shop-owner looking to protect their property. Thanks to the ergonomic handle, one easy swing should be enough to shatter patellas, skulls or any other bone on your targeted looter"... That Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and their extensive family are still enjoying their stint in London despite the riots... That, of Sir Paul McCartney's phone being hacked, Piers Morgan (has finally) said: "Paul McCartney is apparently now claiming someone hacked his phone... I suspect it was Mills because in the divorce, if you study the divorce papers, Paul McCartney accused Heather then of hacking into his phones and passing information to the papers... Heather Mills is not the best person to be throwing any dynamite at anyone on this. It's a bit annoying - I'm hacked off"... And the good times just keep on giving to Gordon Ramsay... That Derek Hough wants to fill Patrick Swayze's boots...

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