All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Alan Carr is throwing his oar in re the Adele / Lagerfeld fracas: "Adele is beautiful - leave her alone. Lagerfeld is a vile old queen. If I see him I'd rip his grey hair off the top of his prune face"... That Amy Childs is returning to TOWIE... That Holly Willoughby is going to host the reimagining of Surprise, Surprise... That Channel 4 are launching a show called I'm Spazticus: "Each episode will feature disabled performers playing pranks on able bodied members of the public"... That, when questioned why he named his daughter Ireland, Alec Baldwin said: "Because she's beautiful, but she can't handle her finances"... That Lindsay Lohan tried to get a wealthy sort to bid on an item for her at the amFAR benefit... It didn't turn out great for her... That Halle Berry wants to move to France with Nahla to be with Olivier Martinez... Gabriel Aubry isn't too gone on the idea... That Kris Jenner is now plugging lube: "She's tried it and uses it. She wants to promote great sex. Zestra is an over-the-counter product clinically proven to enhance a woman's sexual pleasure"... She should've got Kim to promote it in her sex video... That Chris O'Dowd doesn't think he'll win the BAFTA for Rising Star: "I'm pretty sure I don't have a hope in hell, but I’m still going to wear a suit because I just like the way it makes my butt look. I think Adam Deacon is going to walk it. I think he's going to win. He's like a self-promotional animal"... That Lady GaGa has launched her own social networking site... That Tulisa Constantinople must've felt at home during last night's Pre-Grammy party (yes, she was there, 'cause the Americans really appreciate her work with N-Dubz); everyone was wearing clothes that didn't suit them...

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