All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Arrested Development is coming back to our screens for one more series... As long as they don't have Charlize Theron acting like an simpleton for most of it, it should be quite good... That, of fellow model Lara Stone, Daisy Lowe managed to muster during an interview with Esquire: "She has massive t**s. They're amazing, so perky. Wow. David is a lucky man"... That Bangor famer Alan Graham has started getting hate mail after his encounter with Rihanna: "I'm taking it all in my stride, it'll soon die down. To be honest, all this fuss has kept me back a bit. I've got straw to harvest that I haven't been able to finish yet... maybe I'll name a type of grain after her... I'd love to have her back. She was lovely and gracious when I spoke to her. Just as long as I know what she's wearing before the visit"... That Jordan hired a translator to dump Leandro Penna because he wasn't satisfying her sexually: "They haven't had a sexual relationship for some time. It drove Katie crazy. She has an enormous sexual appetite and Leo just wasn't that interested. Katie can't believe a man would not want to be in bed with her all the time"... Katie would want to watch the sex tape she made with Dane Bowers... Prior to this "shock split" Penna had managed to say he was well into Katie and her children: "They (Katie's children) are not my sons but I treat them like they are. She's the woman I love and want to protect and care for"... Someone should really tell him that the one with the blonde curls isn't a boy, but it hardly matters at this point... That's Kanye West's new girlfriend, Chanel Iman... You can see photos of her, and lots of other shy retiring sorts, in our Paris Fashion Week Gallery... Expect Lindsay Lohan, Gisele Bundchen, Naomi Campbell, Anna Wintour, Alexa Chung, Ciara, Salma Hayek, this creature, Liv Tyler, Jared Leto, Rachel Zoe, Benecio Del Toro, Jennifer Hudson...