Ah Ronan Keating, you usually say it best when you say nothing at all but sometimes life is just too much of a rollercoaster and a Tom Cruise style lash out becomes inevitable.
The Sun report this morning how the Boyzone star is said to be FUMING after a drunken "fan" poked fun at his height before hoisting him in the air up at a VIP bar, backstage at the Isle of Wight Festival last Sunday. Fan, you say?
Ronan was in his element watching Bruce Springsteen close the festival when the 'incident' (LOL) happened.
Within minutes, security guards had the guy booted out of the bar but still, the vertically challenged singer was left throwing his toys out of the pram. I'd like to draw a correlation between small guys - Ronan and Cruise - and fan/paparazzi related freak outs but then Will Smith recently slapped someone on the red carpet for trying to kiss him and he, as it happens, is pretty damn tall.
A source at the bar said: "The man was showing off to his mates after they were laughing at Ronan for being small.. He always assumed Ronan was a lot taller and caught him unawares by lifting him up in the air for a prank... Not surprisingly Ronan wasn't happy at first and had a few stern words. After the punter was carted off by security, he saw the funny side... He always thought he was average height."
Average singer maybe, but average height? Nah.