Yesterday, it seems that baby Ronaldo was rushed to a Portuguese hospital (family members, minders and security all in toe) at around 2pm. As they sped to the private clinic, a blonde lady, presumably the baby's nanny, carried the tot in. The entire entourage, including that babóg, left two hours later. Fingers crossed he's ok.

His super star Daddy was not there, which isn't surprising since we still haven't seen the new dad with his offspring since the announcement of his birth. He was in northern Portugal attending a funeral. This is sounding more suspect by the day. Who is this woman who bore Ronnie's child? Was it the product of a one night stand? Did he pay a surrogate to carry his protégé for nine months? Or maybe, he had an affair with another footballer's wife and they don't want anyone to find out? Well if John Terry can do it...

-Alicia Coyle