Tom Cruise did his patented lengthy walkabout Leicester Square last night in aid of the Rock of Ages premiere, which boasted such stars as Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta, Malin Ackermanset to Charlize Theron mode, Paul Giamatti looking perplexed as usual, and Mary J Blige.
The rest of the guest list however resembled the file of an ITV reject drawer. Hello Katie Waissel, Lucie Jones, Sinitta, Suzanne Shaw's underarse, Roxanne Pallet, Pat Sharp, Louie Spence (ITV are apparently dropping him from the Dancing on Ice panel), Liz McClarnon in a second Aztec skin, need we go on. No wonder Giamatti seemed more agitated than normal.
Russell Brand also turned up with his Maw. I wasn't sure what category to file him under. But it's one that might also house