Rather than just, you know, posting a load of pictures of Robert Pattinson at Cannes, followed by 5 lines of text comprising of the word "drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooools", I'm going to try to come up with something that you don't know about him. OK, we're all aware he's doing his Twilight co-star Kirsten Stewart on the sly. We also know he appeared in a dodgy made for TV drama about adoption starring Catherine Tate (he got to sport a fetching titian locked wig), and he allegedly has a hum off him, and so on. But here's the exclusive... HE'S WEARING MY NEW SUNGLASSES! *tumbleweeds*
What? That's FIERCELY exciting news... for me. To learn. Ever since listening to Don Henley's Boys Of Summer on repeat as a child I've wanted a pair of Wayfarers (but not enough to pay Irish prices, you understand). After trying on numerous amounts in a Sunglasses Hut off Fifth avenue a few weeks back, it was determined that Wayfarers created the illusion of a large dashboard on my face. Then we were pointed to these little beauties - which the boyfriend likened to something carted around by Dame Edna. So he opted for a pair of lightweight aviators. Which have since been photographed on the very masculine faces of Gwyneth Paltrow and Vanessa Hudgens.
Tenuous accompanying "story"/blantant proclamation of why I'm infinitely cooler (yet so very humble) than my boyfriend aside - doesn't Robert look very fetching in some of these photos? If a little uncomfortable in others... I wonder how long he had to stand there, ruffling his hair, in front of this lot. I also wonder was he tempted to hurl himself off the pontoon and swim as far as his lithe, lithe limbs could carry him.