And so we return to the on again off again saga that is Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Last we checked, he had given her another shot since the affair (dun, dun DUN) but they were keeping quite a low profile. Somewhere in the middle though, we must have missed another split, 'cause this morning it's being reported widely that they are back together. Shock freakin' horror. Pattinson had been off in Oz working for a few months and supposedly 'reevaluating' their relationship but now, having been spotted out on a karaoke night (bet that was a right barrell of laughs, what the hell would K-Stew sing?) it's safe to assume they're back to a bit of necking.

Laura Astin, editor of skateboarding website The Berrics - bumped into the Twilight stars last night and quickly posted a picture of her friend Lany Morrison with the stars to Instagram, along with the caption: "attacked by vampires last night".

Confirming the sighting (I realise the way I've worded that makes them sound like some kind of deity), Austin said to People magazine: "They were just out with some friends having a good time. Nice people... He seemed to be a little shy."