Not that he's planning on sitting on her, or anything, Lord she'd turn to dust in a seconds. No, He means "crack" in a mental capacity. So Robbie's decided to help her along by conducting an interview with X Magazine about it:

"I wasn't as fragile as she is when I was 16 (yeah, but maybe she doesn't intent on doing as many drugs as you, Robbie). I want to give her a call but I don't know if I can help. She's going through a difficult time. It's not the best set-up for her... She's not going to have a good time this year. She's obviously got it. But she'd have done well not to get through and have another year to come to terms with her personal life." Yeah, Cheryl.

Anyway, here's Cher looking real relaxed after a visit to the doctors yesterday. While she was getting her nerves tended to (according to The Sun: "Fears have been raised about Cher after she collapsed following Sunday's results show. She burst into tears and started shaking and had to be carried out to her car". Someone should tell her eating calms you down), her fellowIcontestants were the respective pictures of joy. Here's Paige showing a bit of ankle, while Rebecca bashfully tried to go unnoticed by sporting Jackie O inspired funereal wear. Treyc nipped out for a packet of Quavers, and Katie (she wants people to mention the glasses so we'll ignore them) set about hugging everyone in close proximity to show what a nice, press friendly soul she is. It wasn't long before she found the experience exhausting.

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