We've all done a couple of stupid things in the past, and we all have at least one story of injuring ourselves in idiotic ways.

But now's not the time for that, there's no anonymity, that's where Reddit comes in handy.

A recent Ask Reddit  was centered around people describing their strangest injuries, and while we can't bring you them all (you can find them here), we can bring you some of our favourites. So here we go.

LoveMyPuggle
“I’ve given myself pretty bad leg cramps masturbating. When I’m about to orgasm I hold my breath and tense up something awful … I don’t know how it started exactly, I just can’t orgasm without holding my breath. I’m probably in for a David Carradine style death.”

Acode90
"Overshot jumping into bed, made contact with the window still"

Gimace
“I put a sharpened pencil in my front jeans pocket, pointy end down, and forgot about it. When I sat down it stabbed me in the head of my d*ck. 25 years later I still have that graphite mark on the head of my d*ck.”

Kyguy0
"I was playing hide & go seek with my cat after work, I went to duck into the bathroom and slammed my forehead into the moulding and gave myself a huge harry potter forehead scar... While I was laying on the floor in pain he comes up and stands on me as if to say "I got you!"

SwiggitySwootyx
“Climbing down a large rock type platform that had a metal mesh type thing on it. As I went down part of the metal went up my ass and I let out a whimper that I could not recreate without the same experience.”

BebopsPop
"I wanted to throw a bouncy ball as hard as I possibly could in an enclosed space to see how much it would bounce. I wound up and threw it, but was so preoccupied with tracking it I forgot to track my own arm. I hit myself right in the nuts with a full extension full force arm swing".

notdomoduro
I injured my shoulder celebrating a goal that I scored... on FIFA.

Buttheadface
“In high school i sh*t myself, it immediately dripped down my khakis on the floor. When I realized what had happened i tried to run to the bathroom, slipped on my own sh*t, and bruised my tailbone”

WimTastic 11
“Someone threw a baby carrot at my neck and i flinched so hard that I pulled a muscle in my neck and couldn’t move right for a solid week.”