It was a quiet day at DatingDirect.com when they asked 5,000 of their lady users to disclose their MISAs - that would be Jar Jar Binx for 'Men I Secretly Adore'. Will there ever be a poll for women who are secretly adored? I'm guessing never. The list of men that women are "too embarrassed to admit they fancy" is as follows: 1: Phillip Schofield. 2: Jonathan Ross. 3: Jeremy Clarkson. 4: Fabio Capello. 5: Trevor McDonald. 6: Gordon Ramsay. 7: Gary Lineker. 8: Michael Palin. 9: Terry Wogan. 10: Bruce Forsyth. The inclusion of Trevor McDonald and Bruce Forsyth is unnerving to say the least, as for Terry - those moleskin trousers have a lot to answer for. On coming in third place, Jeremy Clarkson remarked to The Sun: "So I beat a man who looks like Shrek (Capello), a man with ears the size of satellite dishes (Lineker), and a man who calls a spade a spade (Ramsay). Doesn't say much." Except that he's raging he was included in the first place.