Right, so we'll start off with Chris Evans looking for a good time. Not too strange. Throw in Professor Brian Cox on the piano. Add Timmy Mallet of Wacaday fame, raise you a Kate Moss, and you've got one of the most random clusterings in some s-wanky London Hotspot going. It's a wonder they didn't all strip off and start slathering each other with champagne - now that would've entertained the gaggle of spectators.
Let's start at the beginning. A super model, an 80s TV presenter, a professor, and a radio broadcaster reportedly got together to entertain more than 50 drinkers at the Groucho Club in London's Soho area on Wednesday night.
A source, who's apparently on first name basis with all involved, told The Sun: "It all started with Chris (Evans) and Brian (Cox) singing Beatles hits. Brian used to be the keyboard player in D:REAM so he knows his way around the ivories... Timmy can't resist the limelight and soon joined in. Then Jamie (Hince) and Kate arrived and it became a good old-fashioned singalong. Jamie was on piano by the end bashing out tunes. Then Timmy took centre stage with the bikini song - full dance routine included."
Jamie Hince headbutting a piano while Timmy Mallet crowed his 80s rendition of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. Surely a career highlight for all involved.