Prince Harry has been snapped hugging a girl, therefore they are having sex and we all have to pay attention. Or so The Sun would have us believe.
Spending some downtime after serving in Afganistan with a ski break in Verbier, Switzerland, Harry's got spotted hugging Cressida Bonas on the slopes, so of course they're at it like rabbits. The Sun is even going so far as to say he is 'smitten' and that he 'hauled' Cressida onto his lap for a sloppy kiss in a posh restaurant for Prince Andrew's 53rd birthday, even though there is zero evidence apart from a single 'onlooker'. Cressida is apparently an accomplished skier and family friend after being introduced to Harry by Princess Eugenie and was first spotted with him after the Dark Knight Rises premiere last year.
'They were very affectionate with each other. Cressida was wearing a little black dress and she climbed on to Harry’s knee. He started softly rubbing her hair, then they began kissing. It was quite passionate, much more than a peck on the lips' the pervy source told the tabloid. Do we have a new Princess on our hand? Waits to be seen.