Katie Price, who's currently in LA getting her "tits done" for the fifth time, said of her infant daughter's shoe collection: "Anyone who comes in her room says, 'Oh my God, has she got enough shoes?' She's got over a hundred pairs and her clothes are ridiculous (weird that) - she's got a wardrobe but I've had to order three more because all her clothes are on rails. She'll never wear it all but I can't help buying all this stuff... She's so like me. She always wants me to put my lipstick on her, she pouts her lips so I can put a bit on! If I'm in the bath she wants to get in, if I put a face mask on she wants a face mask." That would be cute if her mum didn't go under the knife repeatedly for a living. In other 'Plastic People Who Get Pregnant' news: retired porn queen, Jenna Jameson, is up the Damian thanks to her Ultimate Fighting Champion boyfriend Tito Ortiz. It's only a matter of time before they hear their child (assuming they don't have twins, like every other celebrity this year) say; "Daddy - the boys in school said Mommy was in some movies. Can I see them?"