Ooooh, eeeeep, Johnny what's going on with the hair? You might still be in the throes of shooting The Rum Diary, but some hair product wouldn't have gone a miss. I understand it's hot in California, all the more reason to curb the frizz. Thanks for the effort here, but we know what you're hiding under there. Even Vanessa Hudgens seem traumatised by it all, and she knows all about exposed tufts of wily hair.
Naturally, the person most beautified for the affair was Depp's co-star, Penelope Cruz. Although, she'd look more at home on the set of a Mae West biopic. Those toning it down a bit in comparison included Teri Hatcher, Teri Hatcher's daughter, Eva Longoria, Emma Roberts, Jodie Fosshhter, Ashley Tisdale, Steven Tyler, Geoffrey Rush, Keef Richards, Ian McShane (also keen to give Depp hair tips), the Garcia clan, Kirstie Alley, Eliza Dushku avec her sugar daddy, Lance off Falcon Crest with wife number 4, and many many more...