Latex, while very titillating, should perhaps only come in a certain range of colours... True, both Kim Kardashian and Rita Ora looked pretty amazing at a soiree celebrating Madonna in London last night, but my brain just keeps seeing the contents of the monitor at the last endoscopy I endured...

For the record, I prefer Kim's. The neck brace on Rita's ensemble is just a touch 'overkill'. Although we can't help but get the impression that Kim feels her dress is a bit too simple... something tells us she'd like a bustle at the back, or something. It was about 1 degree last night in London, you'd be wearing the jacket as opposed to covering yer arse with it.

After the party, Kim accompanied Kanye to a tattoo parlor in Dalston, whereupon he got Roman numerals on both wrists...

All in all, a

fierce emotional night for Kanye...