First things first: Amy Schumer wants you to know that she is not pregnant.
The actress and comedian got married in secret earlier this week, and it was not a shotgun wedding, as she made very clear on Instagram:
J-Law, meanwhile, told ET that she was 'sobbing' throughout the ceremony. "It was beautiful," she said. "It was very sudden, but it was, I was sobbing the whole -- his vows were stunning. It's when two people really love each other and they really mean it, it shows, and it was a beautiful ceremony and an amazing time. I couldn't be happier for them."
See the pics below: