If you're feeling remotely squeamish or queasy, we highly recommend you turn back now.
Better still, focus on this lovely little .GIF of a fluffy little rabbit instead and whatever you do, don't scroll down.
Look at the rabbit and do not think to move beyond.
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
Anyway, you're here so let's continue. Lorna Fisher and her boyfriend recently paid a trip to their local Tesco for some apple juice, but wound up getting something way more than they bargained for.
"It looked a bit funny when we poured it out but my boyfriend reckoned it was just cloudy because we hadn’t shaken it," Lorna explained. Naturally enough, she decided to give it a taste, which she described as "rancid, like off cider."
"Straight away I went and cut the box open and there was this thing that just looked like an alien at the bottom."
Thanks for completely ruining Apple juice for me @Tesco! 😡 #Tesco #Vom #aintnobodygottimeforthat pic.twitter.com/pcjSX04DTi
— Lorna (@iamlornafisher) September 26, 2015
Although logic and reasoned thought tells us that it's most likely just a bacterial contamination from gone-off apple juice, every instinct in our being is telling us that it's the arrival of aliens and that they're here to enter our brains via apple juice.
Seriously, if she left that thing alone at night, it would crawled out of the apple juice and got into her brain and we would have never heard a thing about it. What's even MORE horrifying is that when Lorna contacted Tesco about it, their response was to refund her the 65p she paid for the thing.
We're guessing they've taken the apple juice away and are planning to use the slug thing as part of their bio-weapons research division.
Via Twitter