Calvin Harris - who's now more at home hanging around in inflatable swans with Taylor Swift and hanging out in his undies on Armani shoots - is still very aware of his celtic roots. Here he is, looking typically pale and not so interesting while downing some bevs with his mate 13 years ago.
The caption is both inspired and compelling - and it MUST be read aloud with a Scottish accent: "ME AND IRV IN JUMPIN JAKS DUMFRIES 2002 LOOKING FUCKING FANTASTIC #SCOTLAND #LIFE #IRV #LEGEND"
He posted the shot right beside this one. It's all about balance, innit.