Congrats, Ashlee - you now have two baby boys. Apparently Pete went into meltdown as a boy fell out of his wife. The guylined one uttered these words on Ryan Seacrest's radio show - where all the talentless go to blab.

"Obviously, some stuff my wife would freak if I said (take note, Grimshaw), but she's pretty much a saint. Right before she went into labour, I was like, 'Oh my God, I think I’m having a heart attack!' Natural things start going on in your body. My heart started beating really fast. You seen your wife in all this pain, and you really don't know what's happening... (Ashlee) took care of me and made sure I was OK and then we went into labour. That's why she's a saint. She's an amazing girl. She was like, 'I will make sure you're OK,' I didn't even stop to think, 'Well, you just had an epidural and you're about to have a baby!'"

That's OK, Pete, it's hard to concentrate on other people when you're busy being consumed by self. He even says, "We went into labour". I bet he was one of those individuals who went around announcing "We're pregnant!" Soon he'll be bellowing "WE'RE BREAST FEEDING!!" and, in approximately two years, he'll be showing house guests his potty - "Look, it's SO much bigger than the one Bronx Mowgli made!"